Dom's Dish - Monday, March 26, 2007
The best football news this offseason just came over ESPN's wires this morning: Ron Jaworski will join Tony Kornheiser and Mike Tirico on ESPN's Monday Night Football. Not that I hate Joe Theismann...he's just so damn annoying! Tony Kornheiser has joked about it on "Pardon the Interruption" - PTI - that there exists some angst between he and Theismann, and I always though he was kidding, but there wasn't much chemistry in that box. Mike Tirico is awesome - he was a guest host with Tony on PTI last week, and he's actually pretty funny. Now, if they can stipulate in Jaws' contract to not be such a "homer" when they broadcast the Eagles this year, then that will be some pretty good coverage on ESPN all year. "We appreciate the work Joe has done for 19 years and continue to talk with him about another high-profile football role with ESPN," said an executive with ESPN. Riiiiiggghhht. I hope not, we want to see less of him, not more.
Now, seriously, what is up with that? It's not just CBS that wastes their money on it - ESPN/ABC, and others do it. Aerial coverage for an indoor sporting event?!?!? Especially places like East Rutherford, Sacramento, anywhere for that matter. "Here is the building where everyone is - you'll notice these vast parking lots around it," like why? I think we've all seen an arena before, and cars from about 1,000 feet up. Daytona Speedway, Giants Stadium, Citizen's Bank Park, heck even Augusta National works - BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUTSIDE! It's cool when they show a place like Dallas or Miami at night with the lights on for a basketball game - but can't they just take a picture from a tall building or a local news helicopter one time, and save that. We don't know - and frankly, I wonder how many others care if the shadows fall to the left or right of the picture. Stop wasting money - give whoever the sponsor is (Goodyear, Southwest Airlines) a few extra shout outs on air - no need to waste gas. Another reason American's are hated 'round the world.
Speaking of the NCAA tournament: "Memphis, Georgetown, Ohio State, UCLA will go far." I should have picked one from each bracket, but I really don't like Florida. I think I would like them if that Troy Polamalu look-alike Joakim Noah weren't there. I don't really know what it is, other than the hair. I had these same sentiments against Adam Morrison (porn 'stache might be the main factor there), Troy Polamalu, Michael Bolton...but not Cole Hamels or Jared Weaver. Guess it's the long nappy hair - I wonder why Santillo's? Anyway, hopefully we don't have to see him (Noah) dancing again or doing the stupid gator chomp, instead he can look more like the shot of Morrison crying on the court after a loss. Against UCLA on Saturday about 10:30pm. I'm hoping for a Georgetown-UCLA matchup on Monday, though the only team I can't stand of these four is Florida. All those years rooting for Florida State in college football will make one learn to dislike the Gators. Two #1 seeds and two #2's - somewhat boring and predictable, not sure if 2007 counts as "March Madness."
ESPN needs to go out on a limb, I say for like a week at least. When I'm watching the 5 or 6pm news, chances are, I might be just getting home from work, in a business suit or at least a nice button down shirt. Watching Larry Mendte, Vince DeMentri, Bill Evans or Katie Couric are times it's neat that they're dressed up for TV. When I watch Sportscenter, I'm in jeans, sweats, gym shorts or pajamas. For one week, I say, let the hosts of Sportscenter and other shows dress like they're in the comfort of their homes. Make-up is fine, just no suits. I wanna see Stuart Scott wearing matching pajamas with a classy Hef-style robe. Tony and Wilbon on PTI wearing matching sweatsuits, and Linda Cohn in jeans and a flannel. If they get complaints in the week, switch it back to suits, but I say try it out.
Nick Saban is already on the same level with ESPN. Confused? An Alabama fan named their first son "Saban." Kind of weird going after the last name. You'll remember there have been somewhere in the area of 20 known cases of people naming their children "Espn" over the past few years from Colorado to Denmark, I believe. I guess we're not too far off from my son Donovan "Tiger" Santillo.
Breaking Entertainment News: Anna Nicole Smith died from an "accidental overdose" according to the Medical Examiner. "Anna Nicole Smith was taking a long list of medications from methadone for pain and Valium. There was no foul play indicated." Those are the facts in a nutshell, but be prepared to watch it on the evening news for 5 minutes at a whack. How long before this plays out on an episode of "Law & Order"?
Around the balls:
Big-brown-oblong- NFL Owners' meeting is this week in Phoenix. Aside from punishments for off-the-field issues, revenue sharing and a stadium for the Giants and Jets will be discussed. News out of New Orleans today is that the Saints will remain there until at least 2010. I wonder if Goodell will try to live up to Tagliabue's expectation of getting a team to LA by 2009. Results of the revenue sharing discussion will play a part.
Giant-orange- Barton College over Winona State in the Division II Championship game looks like one of the best endings to a basketball game in the last 20 years - college or pro. Anthony Atkinson hit the lay-up with 0.1 seconds left. They'll probably show it on ESPN highlights tonight if you haven't seen it. Along with the Reggie Miller's 8 pts in 8 or so seconds in the playoff game against the Knicks like 10 years ago, or the Christian Laetner shot in the Final Four, this is up there. And by the way, Winona State had won 57-straight games - wow.
White-leather-stitched- Carl Pavano looks to be the Yankees opening day starter. It would be awesome to see him actually earn some of the money from the contract he signed in 2005. Rubber-non- It's almost over people - most teams have 6 or 7 games left in the regular season. Now if only the Devils can stop giving up 6 and 7 goals and maybe do something in the playoffs this year.
Tiny-white- Tiger. Need I say more.
Only-when-they-wreck- "The car of tomorrow" debuted in Bristol, TN this past weekend. I know you all were watching.
Program Alert:
Is this the week I turn off "24"? "Lost", "24" and "Grey's Anatomy" - three shows on the decline.
6 days to the regular season!
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