Dom's Dish - Friday, April 27, 2007
The NFL Draft starts tomorrow. Seven rounds over two days - 1-3 tomorrow, 4-7 on Sunday. Quinn, Russell, Peterson, Jarrett, Gaines, Calvin, Troy, Leak...all one names that have been engrained into our head for months, and this will be the moment of truth. Who goes where? I have to say, I'm not to sure about this year's draft class. Last year it was Leinert, Bush and Young as the big three - who are they this year? Is it Peterson-Quinn-Russell? Peterson-Russell-Johnson? Johnson-Russell-Thomas? Who knows? Who will be the Tom Brady or Marques Colston of 2007 - if any? Will Trent Green move to Miami? How does Dante Culpepper fit in? Do the Browns have faith in Jamal Lewis? Where do the Giants, Jets and Eagles fit in?
First, let's get a few things straight. Anything can happen, it depends on how much teams are willing to wager, whether in trades or actual draft picks. Some teams draft on need, others on talent available, unlike what anyone says, there is no exact science to it, there is some luck thrown in, as well as some real talent from a scouting perspective in selecting the right player. The draft isn't over after the first day, nor even round seven.
Now that we have laid the ground work, let's look at the key players this year. Almost everyone has JaMarcus Russell, the big guy out of LSU going to the Raiders. The only possibility out there would be if Daunte Culpepper became available through the Dolphins releasing him in favor of Trent Green. A 2 and a 7 are what the 'Fins got for Wes Welker (my bust trade of the offseason) and the Chiefs are smart enough to realize the 'Fins robbed the Patriots of those two picks. I'm glad they're holding out for a 2 and a 7 now, but you know what happens - they'll see someone on the board they really like in Round 3 and take that extra 3rd round pick and a 7th for Green. By that point, Russell, who's healthy, has been drafted by the Raiders. I won't call it a lock that Russell is in black and silver next year, but can Lane Kiffin really expect that Andrew Walter is gonna be their guy? The Raiders got to a Super Bowl with Rich Gannon a few years back - someone they didn't draft, perhaps 2007 is finally the year to make the investment in an offensive player. The Raiders #1 draft picks from 2006 back to 1997 - S, CB, OT, CB, DE, CB, LB, S, K, OT, CB, OT, DT. Not one offensive skill player! During that same time frame, only 7 of their top 3 rounds' picks were skill players: names like Jon Ritchie, Teyo Johnson, Doug Jolley, Justin Fargas, Andrew Walter, Marques Tuiasasopo and Jerry Porter. You know the names because you might have drafted them for Fantasy purposes, but they have done diddily squat and/or have been unreliable. Sure you could build around Andrew Walter and that defense, but JaMarcus has the arm. Pick one done - I just wonder if we'll hear about the signing tonight before bed time like the Mario Williams signing last year?
After that, is where it gets interesting. You know a few trades will occur, but not since the Eli deal has there been much movement at the top...until now. Calvin Johnson is still on the board. Jon Gruden is salivating. The skins need a LB and the Briggs deal is still in the works. I say at least one move will occur - either Briggs to 'Skins for the #5 pick, or the Bucs trading up to #2 for Calvin Johnson, where the Lions will get Gaines Adams and a pick from the Bucs. Aside from that, I could go on forever about each pick - who goes where, etc. But that's not my job - Mel Kiper and those other "experts" do a good enough job. Let's break down a few teams and see where they're gonna go...
NY Jets: After a playoff run last year under rookie head coach Eric the Man-genious, and a quiet but effective offseason, they're in great shape for the draft. Most list their biggest needs as CB, OLB, WR, TE and DT. Obviously their trading for Thomas Jones...for a mere 21 places in the second round was the move of the year in my opinion. Leon Washington, Nick Mangold, Brad Smith and D'Brickashaw Ferguson were their best performers from last year's draft. A second year in the system will only help Kellen Clemens as he backs up Chad, Chris Baker is a solid blocking TE, but a threat like Shockey is always a possibility - see Greg Olsen (Wayne Hills H.S. graduate). With two picks in the second round and the 25th pick in the 1st round, moving up is a possibility for the J-e-t-s Jets Jets Jets. However with the need for more young talent on the team, trading down is just as likely since the Jets only have 6 picks. It's a deep WR draft and finding a big body from a smaller school to play DT is an option. Look for the Jets to take a LB or CB in the first two rounds, followed by some receivers further down in Day 1.
NY Giants: Since they called out of the free agency period, they must be set. With eight picks and a quiet offseason (aside from letting their LT go), look for them to draft some OT help and obviously defense. ALL parts of defense. Injuries to their Defensive line have killed them, the Lavar Arrington experiment failed, their secondary are all 30-something former free agents, and oh and their down a Tiki. Aside from my being an Eagles fan, this team is going backwards...fast. Unless Eli turns things around and starts looking more like his brother than a Disney cartoon character, it's not going to matter who they draft.
Philadelphia Eagles: The questions already: Is it time to draft a QB? How about a big RB? They still need a WR, right? How about drafting a LB? What happens if B-Dawk goes down? My answers and projections - Y Y N Y Y. Andy Reid loves linemen in the first round - he's moved up to get Shawn Andrews, and got screwed taking Freddie Mitchell. They'll draft a QB - if Jon Beck of BYU is still available in the mid-to-late second round, you know Andy Reid loves his Cougars (of BYU, and K Wright). With the way Michael Bush has fallen with his broken leg, Brian Leonard because people don't know if he's a RB or FB, and Tony Hunt's size...if one of them is there in the second round - they need to take them too. Look for a first round selection of Chris Houston or Daymeion Hughes, CB's out of Arkansas or Cal respectively. Decisions, decisions - if Paul Posluzny is still available in the first round, could they take him? I actually think the Eagles will trade down at least once to acquire more picks and you know they'll make another player-for-pick trade too - possibly Jerome McDougle (if anyone out there still wants him), Dhani Jones, Sam Rayburn or William Thomas as they are deep at those positions. L.J. Smith is the big name heading into a contract year, so look for them to draft a TE in the mid rounds 4/5. You know the 6 draft picks they have will turn into more - and with their close proximity to the edge of the salary cap, trading down is an great play. It doesn't appear that we've heard much buzz about their potential picks in the first round this year - maybe that's saying something?
Some players worth pointing out that may have an impact next season?
David Harris, LB Michigan
Chris Houston, CB Arkansas
Adrian Peterson, RB Oklahoma
Joe Staley, OT Central Michigan
Mason Crosby, K Colorado
Dom's Dark horses:
David Ball, WR New Hampshire
Jared Zabransky, QB Boise State
Cameron Stephenson, OG Rutgers
Joe Newton, TE Oregon State
Tim Shaw, OLB Penn State
Program Alert:
NFL Draft coverage begins at 11am on Saturday - really the draft starts at 12 noon, but an hour extra of ESPN isn't bad...
Friday, April 27, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Dom's Dish - Character edition
Dom's Dish - Thursday, April 26, 2007
So how about them NBA awards, eh? Sam Mitchell of the Raptors won the Coach of the Year Award, Monta Ellis of the Golden State Warriors won the most improved award and Leandro Barbosa of the Suns won the sixth man award. Even for someone like me, the casual fan, these names don't mean anything to me. Ok, maybe Barbosa - "The Brazilian Blur" - since he's on the Suns and they get a lot of playing time on national TV. It's funny to me that this doesn't even create a buzz - think NFL and MLB - there's speculation for weeks and months about these awards. If baseball is the "National Past time" and football is "America's Game," that definitely leaves basketball as "the sport America exported." Ever since the days of Larry versus Magic and MJ, basketball has been on the decline. I think someone should let David Stern know.
One day to the big Dom's Dish draft preview - however here is a preview of the preview. The word of the year that already is turning my stomach every time I hear it now...over and over...is "character." I have not heard that word so much since English class junior year in high school!!! Damn you Pacman Jones - it's your fault. You and the Cincinnati Bengals! Couldn't you just party at home? Do you have to drink and drive, while transporting baggies and then carry guns around while doing it? Really? Did you have to go to Vegas to party with the NBA stars....with guns? Now we'll be inundated all day Saturday from Mel Kiper, Chris Berman and TJ about the word. Maybe Suzy Kolber will be there to discuss it too? Andrea Kramer? They'll have reporters everywhere discussing character, character, character.
The one thing I don't like is the fact that this new "Conduct Policy" is being enforced and presided over by one man - Roger Goodell. Even with his "players advisory committee" his power is fast approaching David Stern level.
The Phillies have won five straight after Charlie Manuel's pep talk before Saturday's game. Some key factors? The bullpen isn't giving up tons of runs, they're all actually hitting the ball. Nice pep talk - hit the ball! Stop giving up runs! Man I should be a manger! (Of course as I write this, they're down 3-0 in the top of the sixth inning with the bases loaded)
Is that American Idol crap over yet? I can't wait to start watching "Bingo night in America" or whatever....I can't wait for the "Dom Show" where I just sit at the computer and flip through the channels - it'll be real reality TV!
Around the balls:
Giant-orange- The Lebron's are beating up on the Wizards. The kid is still averaging 25 pts, 8.5 boards and 7 assists in the two games. Without Caron Butler and Agent Zero - Gilbert Arenas, the Cavs are gonna sweep them.
White-leather-stitched- Did you hear? Torii Hunter sent some bottles of champagne to the KC Royals as promised for last years season-ending sweep of the Tigers (by the Royals), propelling the Twins into the playoffs? Now he may face a minimum 3-year suspension from the game for gift giving? Maybe even the Royals too. Tradition is tradition, but sounds like a.) he shouldn't have kept his promise and b.) this is a stupid rule.
Rubber-non- Devils win 3 straight. Already in the second round of the NFL playoffs, it'll be interesting to see how this round plays out. It really sucks that you can only watch the games on Channel "772" and pay for it, or 59 - "Versus". Then they wonder why people don't call it a major sport- what came first, no playoffs on national TV or no one watching?
Big-brown-oblong- The Draft is 2 days away. Are you excited yet? With all this talk of trades and what-if scenarios...it's making my head spin. BTW, I hope no one needs me Saturday afternoon from about 11am to 6 or 7pm....
Tiny-white- Everyone is up in arms about this weekend's event - the Byron Nelson Open - and the fact that 11 of the top 15 in the world will not be at the event. I love golf and all, but even for an individual sport, it's too much to keep calling it a sport. It's more like a hobby. "Eh, I'm busy this week with doing nothing, maybe next week?"
Green-fuzzy- Rafael Nadal again beat Roger Federer on clay, this time the Barcelona Open. He has won 69 consecutive matches on clay, one short of the record. "Clay. Bill Clay." Good one Hans - McLean almost had you that time. "No bullets!"
Program Alert:
NFL Draft coverage begins at 11am on Saturday - really the draft starts at 12 noon, but an hour extra of ESPN isn't bad...
So how about them NBA awards, eh? Sam Mitchell of the Raptors won the Coach of the Year Award, Monta Ellis of the Golden State Warriors won the most improved award and Leandro Barbosa of the Suns won the sixth man award. Even for someone like me, the casual fan, these names don't mean anything to me. Ok, maybe Barbosa - "The Brazilian Blur" - since he's on the Suns and they get a lot of playing time on national TV. It's funny to me that this doesn't even create a buzz - think NFL and MLB - there's speculation for weeks and months about these awards. If baseball is the "National Past time" and football is "America's Game," that definitely leaves basketball as "the sport America exported." Ever since the days of Larry versus Magic and MJ, basketball has been on the decline. I think someone should let David Stern know.
One day to the big Dom's Dish draft preview - however here is a preview of the preview. The word of the year that already is turning my stomach every time I hear it now...over and over...is "character." I have not heard that word so much since English class junior year in high school!!! Damn you Pacman Jones - it's your fault. You and the Cincinnati Bengals! Couldn't you just party at home? Do you have to drink and drive, while transporting baggies and then carry guns around while doing it? Really? Did you have to go to Vegas to party with the NBA stars....with guns? Now we'll be inundated all day Saturday from Mel Kiper, Chris Berman and TJ about the word. Maybe Suzy Kolber will be there to discuss it too? Andrea Kramer? They'll have reporters everywhere discussing character, character, character.
The one thing I don't like is the fact that this new "Conduct Policy" is being enforced and presided over by one man - Roger Goodell. Even with his "players advisory committee" his power is fast approaching David Stern level.
The Phillies have won five straight after Charlie Manuel's pep talk before Saturday's game. Some key factors? The bullpen isn't giving up tons of runs, they're all actually hitting the ball. Nice pep talk - hit the ball! Stop giving up runs! Man I should be a manger! (Of course as I write this, they're down 3-0 in the top of the sixth inning with the bases loaded)
Is that American Idol crap over yet? I can't wait to start watching "Bingo night in America" or whatever....I can't wait for the "Dom Show" where I just sit at the computer and flip through the channels - it'll be real reality TV!
Around the balls:
Giant-orange- The Lebron's are beating up on the Wizards. The kid is still averaging 25 pts, 8.5 boards and 7 assists in the two games. Without Caron Butler and Agent Zero - Gilbert Arenas, the Cavs are gonna sweep them.
White-leather-stitched- Did you hear? Torii Hunter sent some bottles of champagne to the KC Royals as promised for last years season-ending sweep of the Tigers (by the Royals), propelling the Twins into the playoffs? Now he may face a minimum 3-year suspension from the game for gift giving? Maybe even the Royals too. Tradition is tradition, but sounds like a.) he shouldn't have kept his promise and b.) this is a stupid rule.
Rubber-non- Devils win 3 straight. Already in the second round of the NFL playoffs, it'll be interesting to see how this round plays out. It really sucks that you can only watch the games on Channel "772" and pay for it, or 59 - "Versus". Then they wonder why people don't call it a major sport- what came first, no playoffs on national TV or no one watching?
Big-brown-oblong- The Draft is 2 days away. Are you excited yet? With all this talk of trades and what-if scenarios...it's making my head spin. BTW, I hope no one needs me Saturday afternoon from about 11am to 6 or 7pm....
Tiny-white- Everyone is up in arms about this weekend's event - the Byron Nelson Open - and the fact that 11 of the top 15 in the world will not be at the event. I love golf and all, but even for an individual sport, it's too much to keep calling it a sport. It's more like a hobby. "Eh, I'm busy this week with doing nothing, maybe next week?"
Green-fuzzy- Rafael Nadal again beat Roger Federer on clay, this time the Barcelona Open. He has won 69 consecutive matches on clay, one short of the record. "Clay. Bill Clay." Good one Hans - McLean almost had you that time. "No bullets!"
Program Alert:
NFL Draft coverage begins at 11am on Saturday - really the draft starts at 12 noon, but an hour extra of ESPN isn't bad...
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Dom's Dish - Incomplete Dish edition
Thursday, April 19, 2007
I would be remiss without mentioning the horror that happened down in Blacksburg, VA this week. It again reinforces how short life is and how there is so much more to this world and the billions of people in it, than we can all fathom. Any college, any town, anywhere that could have happened and in the blink of an eye, 32 innocent are dead (why do they include the idiot shooter in the count?). The only thing that irks me is the whole display that goes on afterward - the tons of reporters on campus there, but more related to sports, the hat thing. I just worry that sometimes it's taken too far and it becomes the "hip" or "in" thing to do - much like the NYPD and FDNY hats that are still worn. I still worry that sometimes people treat them as something to make them cool as opposed to what it should be - a reminder. Sometimes saying "we will never forget" goes a little overboard in my mind. The USA Today had a list of tragic events in "their lifetime" (the current VT college students) that included Challenger, Waco, Oklahoma City, the Atlanta Bombings, Columbine, 9/11, Columbia, the Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina, and now this. Those aren't all things I think of each day, but they're things I'll never forget. Some other things that will serve as a reminder, regardless: any mention of Oklahoma City, the word tsunami, and most obvious - I will never not think of 9/11 when seeing a 767-type plane bank on a turn. If you saw it live on TV or the tape of it hundreds of times, to me, it is the biggest reminder or symbol of them all. That being said the VT logo will never be seen the same.
Mark Buehrle (pronounced bur-ley) of the Chicago White Sox pitched a no-hitter Wednesday night! The first one of the season. Great accomplishment - he walked one base runner then threw him out - Sammy Sosa at first base. One corked-bat away from a perfect game!
Charlie Manuel is fired up! Trying to fight Howard Eskin during/after the postgame news conference? Good for him - that jerk needs a good whopping! Hopefully that will fire the team up? I mean something needs to happen soon, right?
The Joey Crawford / Tim Duncan incident is pretty funny. This isn't the first time Joey Crawford, the ref, has been accused of "gunning" for a player. After 31 years, maybe it's time to hang it up - and now that David Stern aka the God of basketball, has made his decision to suspend - maybe we'll see Joey Crawford refereeing some celebrity baseball game on MTV this summer?
Around the balls:
Giant-orange- The sixers won six of their last 10 games. I'm going on the record to say barring any major injuries to the new AI - the Sixers will make the playoffs next season and finish second in the Atlantic Division, if not better. With their pick and two others in the first round, likely around a #12, a low 20 and a high 20 pick (Denver and Dallas respectively), look for them to trade up or move one of them - the Andre Miller experiment worked and all the other talent has picked up. Then again, this is Philly - look at the Phils this season...
White-leather-stitched- Speaking of the Phils...how about Alex Rodriguez? Hit his 10th HR in 14 games! Now as much as I still don't really like Barry Bonds - he's up to 738 now and he actually is running the bases and playing the field. Who knows, maybe June 3rd at the Phils we'll see history?
Rubber-non- The Devils almost gave us all in Jersey a scare. Huge difference between going down 3-1 versus the even 2-2. Even 2-0 isn't bad to come back from. Brodeur has looked pretty bad this series - something about the Lightning - hopefully the home game Friday night is the one to get him back on track - close out strong in the Continental Arena!
Big-brown-oblong- Brian Urlacher was fined $100K for his wearing of a hat and drinking something at Super Bowl media day. In case you missed it - the NFL has decided to fine him and is now made public (possibly because of an appeal?) 2 months after the Super Bowl. He wore a "Vitamin Water" had and was drinking the stuff during media day - Vitamin Water is not an approved NFL sponsor, so they're not allowed to be displayed. I understand both sides of this, and I hope his sponsor gives him the $100K to cover the fine - all of the sudden I want to try one of them - their ploy worked!
I would be remiss without mentioning the horror that happened down in Blacksburg, VA this week. It again reinforces how short life is and how there is so much more to this world and the billions of people in it, than we can all fathom. Any college, any town, anywhere that could have happened and in the blink of an eye, 32 innocent are dead (why do they include the idiot shooter in the count?). The only thing that irks me is the whole display that goes on afterward - the tons of reporters on campus there, but more related to sports, the hat thing. I just worry that sometimes it's taken too far and it becomes the "hip" or "in" thing to do - much like the NYPD and FDNY hats that are still worn. I still worry that sometimes people treat them as something to make them cool as opposed to what it should be - a reminder. Sometimes saying "we will never forget" goes a little overboard in my mind. The USA Today had a list of tragic events in "their lifetime" (the current VT college students) that included Challenger, Waco, Oklahoma City, the Atlanta Bombings, Columbine, 9/11, Columbia, the Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina, and now this. Those aren't all things I think of each day, but they're things I'll never forget. Some other things that will serve as a reminder, regardless: any mention of Oklahoma City, the word tsunami, and most obvious - I will never not think of 9/11 when seeing a 767-type plane bank on a turn. If you saw it live on TV or the tape of it hundreds of times, to me, it is the biggest reminder or symbol of them all. That being said the VT logo will never be seen the same.
Mark Buehrle (pronounced bur-ley) of the Chicago White Sox pitched a no-hitter Wednesday night! The first one of the season. Great accomplishment - he walked one base runner then threw him out - Sammy Sosa at first base. One corked-bat away from a perfect game!
Charlie Manuel is fired up! Trying to fight Howard Eskin during/after the postgame news conference? Good for him - that jerk needs a good whopping! Hopefully that will fire the team up? I mean something needs to happen soon, right?
The Joey Crawford / Tim Duncan incident is pretty funny. This isn't the first time Joey Crawford, the ref, has been accused of "gunning" for a player. After 31 years, maybe it's time to hang it up - and now that David Stern aka the God of basketball, has made his decision to suspend - maybe we'll see Joey Crawford refereeing some celebrity baseball game on MTV this summer?
Around the balls:
Giant-orange- The sixers won six of their last 10 games. I'm going on the record to say barring any major injuries to the new AI - the Sixers will make the playoffs next season and finish second in the Atlantic Division, if not better. With their pick and two others in the first round, likely around a #12, a low 20 and a high 20 pick (Denver and Dallas respectively), look for them to trade up or move one of them - the Andre Miller experiment worked and all the other talent has picked up. Then again, this is Philly - look at the Phils this season...
White-leather-stitched- Speaking of the Phils...how about Alex Rodriguez? Hit his 10th HR in 14 games! Now as much as I still don't really like Barry Bonds - he's up to 738 now and he actually is running the bases and playing the field. Who knows, maybe June 3rd at the Phils we'll see history?
Rubber-non- The Devils almost gave us all in Jersey a scare. Huge difference between going down 3-1 versus the even 2-2. Even 2-0 isn't bad to come back from. Brodeur has looked pretty bad this series - something about the Lightning - hopefully the home game Friday night is the one to get him back on track - close out strong in the Continental Arena!
Big-brown-oblong- Brian Urlacher was fined $100K for his wearing of a hat and drinking something at Super Bowl media day. In case you missed it - the NFL has decided to fine him and is now made public (possibly because of an appeal?) 2 months after the Super Bowl. He wore a "Vitamin Water" had and was drinking the stuff during media day - Vitamin Water is not an approved NFL sponsor, so they're not allowed to be displayed. I understand both sides of this, and I hope his sponsor gives him the $100K to cover the fine - all of the sudden I want to try one of them - their ploy worked!
Friday, April 13, 2007
Dom's Dish - OH NO, Friday the 13th edition
Dom's Dish - Friday, April 13, 2007
Kind of a slow week in sports. Baseball is in full swing - no pun intended - Hockey is in the postseason already, basketball has about 4 or 5 games left, the NFL draft is in 2 weeks (less than 2 weeks to the Dom's Dish NFL Draft preview special), and the Masters' and College Hoops just passed. With all of that said, the news of the week in my mind, is Kevin Durant.
Kevin Durant has declared for the NBA Draft. "One and done" if you will. He won all 6 national player of the year awards, first to do so as a freshman. Worst thing about the draft is that he'll wind up going to the team with the top pick - most likely the Memphis Grizzlies (formerly of Vancouver), the Boston Celtics (formerly a respected franchise) or the Milwaukee Bucks (former 1971 NBA champs). As great as he is, Durant will be a swing man scorer who hopefully will not be playing with a bunch of scrubs. Now granted, each of these teams has a few great talents, but their records don't show it. My guess is Boston will get lucky this time - Red Auerbach will control fate from the grave and Danny Ainge (who coincidentally sat next to Mrs. Durant in the NCAA tournament) will get his wish. Then the Celts will have Paul Pierce, Al Jefferson and Kevin Durant in their front court. Bill Simmons will be happy and Boston again will be the focus of major sports and we can all hear "ca-ar" and "ya-ard" and all will be right in the world. Who can stop them in the NBA Atlantic Division? The Nets will be without at least Kidd or Carter or both, the Sixers are further away, Toronto is still Toronto and the Knicks, well their story is below.
I was up in NYC the other night and got to see the post game interview of Isiah Thomas after their near 30 pt loss to the Chicago Bulls. That dude always has the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. Now, you never notice it, because he keeps his lips over his teeth and mouth closed, but you can see it. Is he always smirking because he has not only tanked the CBA, but now the Knicks two years in a row? Worst part is, he has a multi-year extension and the Knicks #1 pick in a "deep draft" is headed to the Bulls in the Eddie Curry deal. Someone needs to slap that grin off his face - maybe ask 'Melo to do it and run again?
So I haven't played competitive baseball since I was 10. I don't claim to be an expert - I'll go to my brother-in-law (aka "blood brother") or former SGA president friend (never answers phone) for some hard core baseball knowledge or stats. One thing though I might have to ask them for is a real explanation and history of the blank wall in center field. I'm pretty sure every park has it - dead center field so the hitter has a solid background to look at while the little white stitched ball comes at them at 80+ mph. I think it's time to change the rule though. I mean basketball makes it hard - clear glass backboard, small circular orange hoop and tons of people waving stupid balloons in the background. It's worth a shot to do that in baseball - maybe the hitters in the major leagues would hit better than 25% of the time? That would be something the fans in Philly would eat up - giant cheese steaks in center field = more hits and homers for "Pat the bat" or Ryan "Fatty McHoward".
Around the balls:
Giant-orange- Adam Morrison was fined $25,000 by the NBA for an obscene gesture he made to the crowd last week. Funny, I've been wondering when they were gonna fine him for that porn 'stache...
White-leather-stitched- A-Rod is H-O-T!!! I think my favorite part is that he is getting cheered in NY finally - like he wasn't worth it before. Granted he'll need to keep it up into the post season, but I also love how John Kruk points out his "figure" on the tele-strator on "Baseball Tonight", showing how he sticks his ass out. Hey Kruk - is that a mullet or a full blown pony tail?
Rubber-non- Martin Brodeur and the NJ Devils are off to a 1 game lead in the opening round of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
Big-brown-oblong- Pacman Jones is out for the year - Roger Goodell put his foot down. I'm glad someone finally did. I just hope that Pacman isn't stupid enough to appeal. Best quote was his mother saying "it wasn't fair" - people got shot, do you think that is fair?
Tiny-white- I was wrong about Tiger. I didn't have my weather forecast handy to see that there would be 25 mph winds either. Best shot of the weekend was when he snapped his 7 iron on the tree, then cracked it over his knee. No grand slam this year :-(
Program Alert: Watch some playoff hockey! The one game the other night went to 4 OT's and they don't clean off the ice! Guys were tripping and falling- it's fun!
Kind of a slow week in sports. Baseball is in full swing - no pun intended - Hockey is in the postseason already, basketball has about 4 or 5 games left, the NFL draft is in 2 weeks (less than 2 weeks to the Dom's Dish NFL Draft preview special), and the Masters' and College Hoops just passed. With all of that said, the news of the week in my mind, is Kevin Durant.
Kevin Durant has declared for the NBA Draft. "One and done" if you will. He won all 6 national player of the year awards, first to do so as a freshman. Worst thing about the draft is that he'll wind up going to the team with the top pick - most likely the Memphis Grizzlies (formerly of Vancouver), the Boston Celtics (formerly a respected franchise) or the Milwaukee Bucks (former 1971 NBA champs). As great as he is, Durant will be a swing man scorer who hopefully will not be playing with a bunch of scrubs. Now granted, each of these teams has a few great talents, but their records don't show it. My guess is Boston will get lucky this time - Red Auerbach will control fate from the grave and Danny Ainge (who coincidentally sat next to Mrs. Durant in the NCAA tournament) will get his wish. Then the Celts will have Paul Pierce, Al Jefferson and Kevin Durant in their front court. Bill Simmons will be happy and Boston again will be the focus of major sports and we can all hear "ca-ar" and "ya-ard" and all will be right in the world. Who can stop them in the NBA Atlantic Division? The Nets will be without at least Kidd or Carter or both, the Sixers are further away, Toronto is still Toronto and the Knicks, well their story is below.
I was up in NYC the other night and got to see the post game interview of Isiah Thomas after their near 30 pt loss to the Chicago Bulls. That dude always has the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. Now, you never notice it, because he keeps his lips over his teeth and mouth closed, but you can see it. Is he always smirking because he has not only tanked the CBA, but now the Knicks two years in a row? Worst part is, he has a multi-year extension and the Knicks #1 pick in a "deep draft" is headed to the Bulls in the Eddie Curry deal. Someone needs to slap that grin off his face - maybe ask 'Melo to do it and run again?
So I haven't played competitive baseball since I was 10. I don't claim to be an expert - I'll go to my brother-in-law (aka "blood brother") or former SGA president friend (never answers phone) for some hard core baseball knowledge or stats. One thing though I might have to ask them for is a real explanation and history of the blank wall in center field. I'm pretty sure every park has it - dead center field so the hitter has a solid background to look at while the little white stitched ball comes at them at 80+ mph. I think it's time to change the rule though. I mean basketball makes it hard - clear glass backboard, small circular orange hoop and tons of people waving stupid balloons in the background. It's worth a shot to do that in baseball - maybe the hitters in the major leagues would hit better than 25% of the time? That would be something the fans in Philly would eat up - giant cheese steaks in center field = more hits and homers for "Pat the bat" or Ryan "Fatty McHoward".
Around the balls:
Giant-orange- Adam Morrison was fined $25,000 by the NBA for an obscene gesture he made to the crowd last week. Funny, I've been wondering when they were gonna fine him for that porn 'stache...
White-leather-stitched- A-Rod is H-O-T!!! I think my favorite part is that he is getting cheered in NY finally - like he wasn't worth it before. Granted he'll need to keep it up into the post season, but I also love how John Kruk points out his "figure" on the tele-strator on "Baseball Tonight", showing how he sticks his ass out. Hey Kruk - is that a mullet or a full blown pony tail?
Rubber-non- Martin Brodeur and the NJ Devils are off to a 1 game lead in the opening round of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
Big-brown-oblong- Pacman Jones is out for the year - Roger Goodell put his foot down. I'm glad someone finally did. I just hope that Pacman isn't stupid enough to appeal. Best quote was his mother saying "it wasn't fair" - people got shot, do you think that is fair?
Tiny-white- I was wrong about Tiger. I didn't have my weather forecast handy to see that there would be 25 mph winds either. Best shot of the weekend was when he snapped his 7 iron on the tree, then cracked it over his knee. No grand slam this year :-(
Program Alert: Watch some playoff hockey! The one game the other night went to 4 OT's and they don't clean off the ice! Guys were tripping and falling- it's fun!
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Dom's Dish - April showers edition
Dom's Dish - Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Eddie Robinson passed away last night at 88, after a long battle with Alzheimer's disease. I don't remember much about Eddie, except seeing him but once a year for the annually televised Grambling / Southern football game, usually on NBC. The halftime show battle of the marching bands was always fun to watch, but so was Eddie, always in a suit and tie on the sidelines, directing traffic. Such a passionate and amazing man. Some amazing stats: 80% of his players graduated, 17 Southwestern Athletic Conference championships, 408 wins, over 200 players that went on to the NFL, only 8 losing seasons in 56 - yes, fifty-six consecutive seasons as a coach, from 1941 to 1997. You really need to read this article to appreciate the hard times, and the class of man he was: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2825016
Florida won the NCAA Tournament. Even though I dislike them for one player and the school as a whole, it is still pretty impressive winning 2 in a row in this day in age, especially since all 5 starters returned for school this year.
Oh Lou Lamoriello! Three games to go in the regular season and he fires the coach of the NJ Devils, Claude Julien. I've never met the man, but after 20 years as the Devils GM, I feel I know him. Having had a slump in the past month: In February, the Devils were a hot 10-3, however for the month of March they were 6-8. With the playoffs right around the corner, perhaps lightning will strike again for Lou - he's twice had to make a coaching change late in the season for a playoff run - once in 2000 (Larry Robinson stepped in and they won The Cup and last year Lou stepped in after Larry Robinson left in the middle of last season. With all of this going on, and both side alleging no "bad blood", this doesn't appear to be an A.J. Smith/Marty Schottenheimer deal. Plus, the Devils have lots to look forward to: Martin Brodeur last night tied the record for wins in a season (47 - 2 games to go), and the Devils are in the driver's seat for the #2 seed in the Eastern Conference. Plus, Patrick Elias, Brian Gionta and John Madden are all healthy from their mid-season injuries. They don't score as many goals as most teams, but their #1 in goals against in the Eastern conference, thanks to Brodeur and their trap defense. (For those Devils fans in South Jersey, they will be on tomorrow night against the Flyers at 7pm on Comcast SportsNet. A win clinches the Atlantic Division for the Devils.)
For those that missed it last week, the "Peyton Manning" dude, can't change his name after all. As predicted right here in "The Dish" on February 8th, the judge did not allow it "...because it would be too confusing and might infringe on the privacy of the Indianapolis Colts quarterback." And I quote: "I'll tell you now, it isn't going to happen. He filed paperwork yesterday and now will have to appear before a judge to make this official." Now if only I put my emotions aside and predicted Florida would win it all, you all might have some more cashola in your pah-quettes!
Breaking News: Mike Doss, signs with the Minnesota Vikings. The best of the remaining free agents, the safety formerly of the Colts is now a Viking. No more chance for the Eagles, but you have to bet they at least contacted him...
Some randomness:
South Park - 24 "hill dog" - it was only a matter of time. Right in her sniz. Hope a few of you watched in laughter as did I. By the way, I got an email about the US Airways merger with America West Airlines from the Vice President of Sales and Marketing. Ready for this? Ready? His name is H. Travis Christ. See that's the problem with US Airways! Your sales guy is Christ and he still can't control the weather in Philly!!!
Kelly Holcomb = Taylor Hicks? At least Kelly Holcomb is in his 30's though: http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/homeNewsDetail.jsp?id=66789
So, yeah, I had asparagus recently. Made it on the grill, wrapped in foil with some butter, and garlic powder. (I've had it like that before, but usually over the brother-in-laws, and usually with about "a few" beers, so I didn't notice it then.) I went to urinate later that night and almost passed out from the smell! Now, after a while, coffee "scented" urine, is nice. Asparagus urine is just wrong! Here's a tip - drink at least 48 oz of fluid next time you eat asparagus.
By the way, I hate when my bowling ball pours Portland Cement into my washing machine. Oh, and March: "Came in like a lion, went out like a lamb" - anyone else know what I'm talkin' about?
Finishing this up - I'm watching "Undercover Brother" on USA network. Chappelle, Doogie Howser, the Principal from "Boston Public" - I may have to do like Eddie Griffin says and get it on DVD. (I'll avoid driving like him though) Talking into my baseball mitt...
Around the balls:
Giant-orange- In a little smaller than giant - the Lady Scarlet Nights of Rutgers came up short last night in the championship game. Pat Summitt and the Lady Volunteers of Tennessee are just too good. That was Pat Summitt's seventh - yes, 7th, Division I Championship. Talk about impressive. Not too sure she was as great a cheerleader as Bruce Pearl was painted orange, but 7 Championships is nothing to laugh at. Neither is Candace Parker, though a very beautiful woman, she's a beast on the court.
White-leather-stitched- When is opening day again? JK - I bowed out early on the NCAA game Monday night to watch some of the Angels/Rangers game in Los Angeles, err...California, err...Anaheim. The game is really starting to grow on me - kinda like that skin tag on my left armpit!
Rubber-non- Only 2 or 3 games left in the regular season. Post-season hockey might be better than post-season basketball. No, it is.
Big-brown-oblong- Commish Roger Goodell met with Pacman Jones and Chris Henry yesterday and set up an "Advisory Committee"
Tiny-white- The Masters begins tomorrow and continues through Sunday (FYI, most golf tournaments are 4 rounds, in case you didn't know). I'm still taking Tiger. I'm not sure if he'll win by 12 strokes like he did in 1997, but Tiger is going for "one for the thumb".
Program Alert:
The Masters - coverage begins tomorrow, 4pm on USA.
Chevelle's new CD "Vena Sera" hit stores yesterday. I rate my "music" for my iPod by the intensity (speed/anger being a 5, mellow being a 1) - this CD has almost all "4's" on the Dom scale.
Links:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2825016 - Eddie Robinson - nice video on there
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/columns/story?columnist=burnside_scott&id=2818261 - Brodeur article - not ordinary
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/columns/story?columnist=burnside_scott&id=2823081 - Devils GM fires coach - more perspective
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2816559 - Peyton Manning name change guy
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For those new to "the dish", I once dreamed of being a sports-caster having my own column. Let me know if you don't like it, and/or want to be discontinued from the list. If you have another email address to send it to, send that to me also. For older issues of the dish, email me. domsdish@gmail.com or go to http://domsdish.blogspot.com
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Dom's Dish - It's Really spring edition
Dom's Dish - Tuesday, March 27, 2007
I know, I'm double-dipping here - 2 dishes in 2 days! What are you crazy Dominic? I have to take 5 minutes out to read this sh!*??? Yeah, that's right, I timed myself while slowly reading yesterday's edition - 5 minutes 4 seconds.
Anyway, I kinda rushed getting the dish done yesterday to do real work, after my lunch hour and missed out on a few key points that my boss yelled at me for - and if by boss, I mean Mrs. Dom's Dish. First, Peyton Manning. I know, I read through many of my dishes in the past few months and maybe I am on his 'jaun' or however they say it, but he's Peyton Manning! Mrs. Dom's Dish wishes she were married to him and often asks if since he's from the South, might he be a polygamist. Just 'cuz I'm not 6-foot-five, with a laser, rocket arm....
Peyton hosted "SNL" on Saturday night. I was probably one of the few of you awake, but only lasted about a half hour. The opening monologue was pretty funny - he had a few good lines, but I wanted more. Then they cut to "commercial". If you haven't seen it yet, it is worth the 2-3 minutes of your viewing pleasure - the United Way commercial: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=84993
I love Peyton Manning too!
More football. I knew I was missing something yesterday - I heard something over the weekend about the possibility and forgot to mention: Takeo Spikes is now a Philadelphia Eagle. I called it last week - Darwin Walker is gone too - contract to expire at end of 2008. As soon as it was reported the Eagles were in talks for Spikes, and knowing Dick Jauron in Buffalo trying to copy the Eagles' style of building through the Offensive and Defensive lines, this is a good deal for both teams. Little did I know that Kelly Holcomb got thrown in there too! Now, don't go waving your pickle yet, Browns fans, Holcomb, the former Cleveland Brown and "god" for some fans at Savoy's Boilermaker Bar in Hamilton that used to wave their pickles at the TV - no like real actual dill pickles - may still have some left in the tank. With Feeley and Holcomb in the fold, expect it to be a toss-up before the regular season starts if McNabb is not ready to go. As for Spikes - he's 2 years removed from a gruesome Achilles injury. What do I think, Cougar Wright? I love it. Good move all around - Spikes can still be an impact player on and off the field. The Birds have more LBs on their roster than John Goodman has above his waist! Spikes is a proven leader, and having he, Trotter, Dawkins, Montae Reagor and even Dhani ("Donnie") Jones on the roster will take the defense one step closer to developing all the young talent they have. Looking at the roster now, my gut for the draft next month will be to take these positions: OG, DT, CB, S, TE, and maybe a RB and a QB. I'll work on some projections in the coming weeks before I release my draft issue of the Dish.
Last but not least, "Comedian Griffin wrecks $1.5M Ferrari at track" - Eddie Griffin of -Undercover Brother- (on DVD) and Miller Lite commercial fame, was practicing for a role in a movie in which he got to drive an actual Ferrari Enzo. A little too fast into the corner and wham! "Undercover Brother's good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can't drive," Griffin said after the accident. That's it - laugh it off. I'm sure the owner of the car, Daniel Sadek is crushed just like the front end. His "dream car" he referred to it.
Sorry folks, no Around the Balls today, go get outside and get some air!
Time to un-pause DMB - "Under the Table and Dreaming" for a few more minutes while the windows and doors are open airing out the house.
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I know, I'm double-dipping here - 2 dishes in 2 days! What are you crazy Dominic? I have to take 5 minutes out to read this sh!*??? Yeah, that's right, I timed myself while slowly reading yesterday's edition - 5 minutes 4 seconds.
Anyway, I kinda rushed getting the dish done yesterday to do real work, after my lunch hour and missed out on a few key points that my boss yelled at me for - and if by boss, I mean Mrs. Dom's Dish. First, Peyton Manning. I know, I read through many of my dishes in the past few months and maybe I am on his 'jaun' or however they say it, but he's Peyton Manning! Mrs. Dom's Dish wishes she were married to him and often asks if since he's from the South, might he be a polygamist. Just 'cuz I'm not 6-foot-five, with a laser, rocket arm....
Peyton hosted "SNL" on Saturday night. I was probably one of the few of you awake, but only lasted about a half hour. The opening monologue was pretty funny - he had a few good lines, but I wanted more. Then they cut to "commercial". If you haven't seen it yet, it is worth the 2-3 minutes of your viewing pleasure - the United Way commercial: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=84993
I love Peyton Manning too!
More football. I knew I was missing something yesterday - I heard something over the weekend about the possibility and forgot to mention: Takeo Spikes is now a Philadelphia Eagle. I called it last week - Darwin Walker is gone too - contract to expire at end of 2008. As soon as it was reported the Eagles were in talks for Spikes, and knowing Dick Jauron in Buffalo trying to copy the Eagles' style of building through the Offensive and Defensive lines, this is a good deal for both teams. Little did I know that Kelly Holcomb got thrown in there too! Now, don't go waving your pickle yet, Browns fans, Holcomb, the former Cleveland Brown and "god" for some fans at Savoy's Boilermaker Bar in Hamilton that used to wave their pickles at the TV - no like real actual dill pickles - may still have some left in the tank. With Feeley and Holcomb in the fold, expect it to be a toss-up before the regular season starts if McNabb is not ready to go. As for Spikes - he's 2 years removed from a gruesome Achilles injury. What do I think, Cougar Wright? I love it. Good move all around - Spikes can still be an impact player on and off the field. The Birds have more LBs on their roster than John Goodman has above his waist! Spikes is a proven leader, and having he, Trotter, Dawkins, Montae Reagor and even Dhani ("Donnie") Jones on the roster will take the defense one step closer to developing all the young talent they have. Looking at the roster now, my gut for the draft next month will be to take these positions: OG, DT, CB, S, TE, and maybe a RB and a QB. I'll work on some projections in the coming weeks before I release my draft issue of the Dish.
Last but not least, "Comedian Griffin wrecks $1.5M Ferrari at track" - Eddie Griffin of -Undercover Brother- (on DVD) and Miller Lite commercial fame, was practicing for a role in a movie in which he got to drive an actual Ferrari Enzo. A little too fast into the corner and wham! "Undercover Brother's good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can't drive," Griffin said after the accident. That's it - laugh it off. I'm sure the owner of the car, Daniel Sadek is crushed just like the front end. His "dream car" he referred to it.
Sorry folks, no Around the Balls today, go get outside and get some air!
Time to un-pause DMB - "Under the Table and Dreaming" for a few more minutes while the windows and doors are open airing out the house.
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For those new to "the dish", I once dreamed of being a sports-caster having my own column. Let me know if you don't like it, and/or want to be discontinued from the list. If you have another email address to send it to, send that to me also. For older issues of the dish, email me. domsdish@gmail.com or go to http://domsdish.blogspot.com
Monday, March 26, 2007
Dom's Dish - Anna Jaws Saban aerial basketball suit edition
Dom's Dish - Monday, March 26, 2007
The best football news this offseason just came over ESPN's wires this morning: Ron Jaworski will join Tony Kornheiser and Mike Tirico on ESPN's Monday Night Football. Not that I hate Joe Theismann...he's just so damn annoying! Tony Kornheiser has joked about it on "Pardon the Interruption" - PTI - that there exists some angst between he and Theismann, and I always though he was kidding, but there wasn't much chemistry in that box. Mike Tirico is awesome - he was a guest host with Tony on PTI last week, and he's actually pretty funny. Now, if they can stipulate in Jaws' contract to not be such a "homer" when they broadcast the Eagles this year, then that will be some pretty good coverage on ESPN all year. "We appreciate the work Joe has done for 19 years and continue to talk with him about another high-profile football role with ESPN," said an executive with ESPN. Riiiiiggghhht. I hope not, we want to see less of him, not more.
Now, seriously, what is up with that? It's not just CBS that wastes their money on it - ESPN/ABC, and others do it. Aerial coverage for an indoor sporting event?!?!? Especially places like East Rutherford, Sacramento, anywhere for that matter. "Here is the building where everyone is - you'll notice these vast parking lots around it," like why? I think we've all seen an arena before, and cars from about 1,000 feet up. Daytona Speedway, Giants Stadium, Citizen's Bank Park, heck even Augusta National works - BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUTSIDE! It's cool when they show a place like Dallas or Miami at night with the lights on for a basketball game - but can't they just take a picture from a tall building or a local news helicopter one time, and save that. We don't know - and frankly, I wonder how many others care if the shadows fall to the left or right of the picture. Stop wasting money - give whoever the sponsor is (Goodyear, Southwest Airlines) a few extra shout outs on air - no need to waste gas. Another reason American's are hated 'round the world.
Speaking of the NCAA tournament: "Memphis, Georgetown, Ohio State, UCLA will go far." I should have picked one from each bracket, but I really don't like Florida. I think I would like them if that Troy Polamalu look-alike Joakim Noah weren't there. I don't really know what it is, other than the hair. I had these same sentiments against Adam Morrison (porn 'stache might be the main factor there), Troy Polamalu, Michael Bolton...but not Cole Hamels or Jared Weaver. Guess it's the long nappy hair - I wonder why Santillo's? Anyway, hopefully we don't have to see him (Noah) dancing again or doing the stupid gator chomp, instead he can look more like the shot of Morrison crying on the court after a loss. Against UCLA on Saturday about 10:30pm. I'm hoping for a Georgetown-UCLA matchup on Monday, though the only team I can't stand of these four is Florida. All those years rooting for Florida State in college football will make one learn to dislike the Gators. Two #1 seeds and two #2's - somewhat boring and predictable, not sure if 2007 counts as "March Madness."
ESPN needs to go out on a limb, I say for like a week at least. When I'm watching the 5 or 6pm news, chances are, I might be just getting home from work, in a business suit or at least a nice button down shirt. Watching Larry Mendte, Vince DeMentri, Bill Evans or Katie Couric are times it's neat that they're dressed up for TV. When I watch Sportscenter, I'm in jeans, sweats, gym shorts or pajamas. For one week, I say, let the hosts of Sportscenter and other shows dress like they're in the comfort of their homes. Make-up is fine, just no suits. I wanna see Stuart Scott wearing matching pajamas with a classy Hef-style robe. Tony and Wilbon on PTI wearing matching sweatsuits, and Linda Cohn in jeans and a flannel. If they get complaints in the week, switch it back to suits, but I say try it out.
Nick Saban is already on the same level with ESPN. Confused? An Alabama fan named their first son "Saban." Kind of weird going after the last name. You'll remember there have been somewhere in the area of 20 known cases of people naming their children "Espn" over the past few years from Colorado to Denmark, I believe. I guess we're not too far off from my son Donovan "Tiger" Santillo.
Breaking Entertainment News: Anna Nicole Smith died from an "accidental overdose" according to the Medical Examiner. "Anna Nicole Smith was taking a long list of medications from methadone for pain and Valium. There was no foul play indicated." Those are the facts in a nutshell, but be prepared to watch it on the evening news for 5 minutes at a whack. How long before this plays out on an episode of "Law & Order"?
Around the balls:
Big-brown-oblong- NFL Owners' meeting is this week in Phoenix. Aside from punishments for off-the-field issues, revenue sharing and a stadium for the Giants and Jets will be discussed. News out of New Orleans today is that the Saints will remain there until at least 2010. I wonder if Goodell will try to live up to Tagliabue's expectation of getting a team to LA by 2009. Results of the revenue sharing discussion will play a part.
Giant-orange- Barton College over Winona State in the Division II Championship game looks like one of the best endings to a basketball game in the last 20 years - college or pro. Anthony Atkinson hit the lay-up with 0.1 seconds left. They'll probably show it on ESPN highlights tonight if you haven't seen it. Along with the Reggie Miller's 8 pts in 8 or so seconds in the playoff game against the Knicks like 10 years ago, or the Christian Laetner shot in the Final Four, this is up there. And by the way, Winona State had won 57-straight games - wow.
White-leather-stitched- Carl Pavano looks to be the Yankees opening day starter. It would be awesome to see him actually earn some of the money from the contract he signed in 2005. Rubber-non- It's almost over people - most teams have 6 or 7 games left in the regular season. Now if only the Devils can stop giving up 6 and 7 goals and maybe do something in the playoffs this year.
Tiny-white- Tiger. Need I say more.
Only-when-they-wreck- "The car of tomorrow" debuted in Bristol, TN this past weekend. I know you all were watching.
Program Alert:
Is this the week I turn off "24"? "Lost", "24" and "Grey's Anatomy" - three shows on the decline.
6 days to the regular season!
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For those new to "the dish", I once dreamed of being a sports-caster having my own column. Let me know if you don't like it, and/or want to be discontinued from the list. If you have another email address to send it to, send that to me also. For older issues of the dish, email me. domsdish@gmail.com or go to http://domsdish.blogspot.com
The best football news this offseason just came over ESPN's wires this morning: Ron Jaworski will join Tony Kornheiser and Mike Tirico on ESPN's Monday Night Football. Not that I hate Joe Theismann...he's just so damn annoying! Tony Kornheiser has joked about it on "Pardon the Interruption" - PTI - that there exists some angst between he and Theismann, and I always though he was kidding, but there wasn't much chemistry in that box. Mike Tirico is awesome - he was a guest host with Tony on PTI last week, and he's actually pretty funny. Now, if they can stipulate in Jaws' contract to not be such a "homer" when they broadcast the Eagles this year, then that will be some pretty good coverage on ESPN all year. "We appreciate the work Joe has done for 19 years and continue to talk with him about another high-profile football role with ESPN," said an executive with ESPN. Riiiiiggghhht. I hope not, we want to see less of him, not more.
Now, seriously, what is up with that? It's not just CBS that wastes their money on it - ESPN/ABC, and others do it. Aerial coverage for an indoor sporting event?!?!? Especially places like East Rutherford, Sacramento, anywhere for that matter. "Here is the building where everyone is - you'll notice these vast parking lots around it," like why? I think we've all seen an arena before, and cars from about 1,000 feet up. Daytona Speedway, Giants Stadium, Citizen's Bank Park, heck even Augusta National works - BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUTSIDE! It's cool when they show a place like Dallas or Miami at night with the lights on for a basketball game - but can't they just take a picture from a tall building or a local news helicopter one time, and save that. We don't know - and frankly, I wonder how many others care if the shadows fall to the left or right of the picture. Stop wasting money - give whoever the sponsor is (Goodyear, Southwest Airlines) a few extra shout outs on air - no need to waste gas. Another reason American's are hated 'round the world.
Speaking of the NCAA tournament: "Memphis, Georgetown, Ohio State, UCLA will go far." I should have picked one from each bracket, but I really don't like Florida. I think I would like them if that Troy Polamalu look-alike Joakim Noah weren't there. I don't really know what it is, other than the hair. I had these same sentiments against Adam Morrison (porn 'stache might be the main factor there), Troy Polamalu, Michael Bolton...but not Cole Hamels or Jared Weaver. Guess it's the long nappy hair - I wonder why Santillo's? Anyway, hopefully we don't have to see him (Noah) dancing again or doing the stupid gator chomp, instead he can look more like the shot of Morrison crying on the court after a loss. Against UCLA on Saturday about 10:30pm. I'm hoping for a Georgetown-UCLA matchup on Monday, though the only team I can't stand of these four is Florida. All those years rooting for Florida State in college football will make one learn to dislike the Gators. Two #1 seeds and two #2's - somewhat boring and predictable, not sure if 2007 counts as "March Madness."
ESPN needs to go out on a limb, I say for like a week at least. When I'm watching the 5 or 6pm news, chances are, I might be just getting home from work, in a business suit or at least a nice button down shirt. Watching Larry Mendte, Vince DeMentri, Bill Evans or Katie Couric are times it's neat that they're dressed up for TV. When I watch Sportscenter, I'm in jeans, sweats, gym shorts or pajamas. For one week, I say, let the hosts of Sportscenter and other shows dress like they're in the comfort of their homes. Make-up is fine, just no suits. I wanna see Stuart Scott wearing matching pajamas with a classy Hef-style robe. Tony and Wilbon on PTI wearing matching sweatsuits, and Linda Cohn in jeans and a flannel. If they get complaints in the week, switch it back to suits, but I say try it out.
Nick Saban is already on the same level with ESPN. Confused? An Alabama fan named their first son "Saban." Kind of weird going after the last name. You'll remember there have been somewhere in the area of 20 known cases of people naming their children "Espn" over the past few years from Colorado to Denmark, I believe. I guess we're not too far off from my son Donovan "Tiger" Santillo.
Breaking Entertainment News: Anna Nicole Smith died from an "accidental overdose" according to the Medical Examiner. "Anna Nicole Smith was taking a long list of medications from methadone for pain and Valium. There was no foul play indicated." Those are the facts in a nutshell, but be prepared to watch it on the evening news for 5 minutes at a whack. How long before this plays out on an episode of "Law & Order"?
Around the balls:
Big-brown-oblong- NFL Owners' meeting is this week in Phoenix. Aside from punishments for off-the-field issues, revenue sharing and a stadium for the Giants and Jets will be discussed. News out of New Orleans today is that the Saints will remain there until at least 2010. I wonder if Goodell will try to live up to Tagliabue's expectation of getting a team to LA by 2009. Results of the revenue sharing discussion will play a part.
Giant-orange- Barton College over Winona State in the Division II Championship game looks like one of the best endings to a basketball game in the last 20 years - college or pro. Anthony Atkinson hit the lay-up with 0.1 seconds left. They'll probably show it on ESPN highlights tonight if you haven't seen it. Along with the Reggie Miller's 8 pts in 8 or so seconds in the playoff game against the Knicks like 10 years ago, or the Christian Laetner shot in the Final Four, this is up there. And by the way, Winona State had won 57-straight games - wow.
White-leather-stitched- Carl Pavano looks to be the Yankees opening day starter. It would be awesome to see him actually earn some of the money from the contract he signed in 2005. Rubber-non- It's almost over people - most teams have 6 or 7 games left in the regular season. Now if only the Devils can stop giving up 6 and 7 goals and maybe do something in the playoffs this year.
Tiny-white- Tiger. Need I say more.
Only-when-they-wreck- "The car of tomorrow" debuted in Bristol, TN this past weekend. I know you all were watching.
Program Alert:
Is this the week I turn off "24"? "Lost", "24" and "Grey's Anatomy" - three shows on the decline.
6 days to the regular season!
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For those new to "the dish", I once dreamed of being a sports-caster having my own column. Let me know if you don't like it, and/or want to be discontinued from the list. If you have another email address to send it to, send that to me also. For older issues of the dish, email me. domsdish@gmail.com or go to http://domsdish.blogspot.com
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